your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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