i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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