Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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