just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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