That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you would pick up someone in the library
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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