Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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