I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
