New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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