He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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