Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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