I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just google imaged poop.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Hippo gnu deer
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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