you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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