He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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