Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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