I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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