8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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