just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
just tell him i said nine months
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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