he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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