Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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