well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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