I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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