...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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