I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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