You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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