yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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