chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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