it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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