And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Fuck appropriateness.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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