I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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