: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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