Heybabeimwearingurpanties
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
When did we convert life to cartoon?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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