its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
dude. I can hear the air.
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