I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
