so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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