Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
not ubering you a puppy
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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