dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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