I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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