there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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