he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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