I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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