He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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