i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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