I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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