Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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