Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My vagina is very pro this idea
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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