the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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