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  • IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:50am
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  • You should have used a condom anyway you dumb whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:41am
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  • @ 7:28... c'on.. everybody knows that STUPID NIGGGERRRRs can't type that well...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:39pm
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  • Uh, even if there was still a max of 5000, 2500 is a smaller number than 5000. So still fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:28am
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  • She must play mafia wars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:33am
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  • I'd just like to say; Aussie sex is some fucking good sex. I just thought I'd share that little fact. I say that as a Texan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:05pm
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  • I hope you don't actually believe that 641.....it could be a funny prank because it would hurt like a bitch. Put it on before you fuck the fb whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:31pm
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  • Hahaha 9:47 that's halarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:46pm
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  • To bad the max is 500? Are you retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:09am
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  • not true? there isnt a max on facebook friends, and if there is its definitely not 500

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:13am
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  • limit is totally 5,000

    Submitted by peckingowl on Oct 17, 11 at 1:31am
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  • 2nd, and no its not stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:04am
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  • maybe you can name one of your new sores after her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:23am
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  • Your existence is a fucking fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:38am
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  • This is funny because, I have 2500 friends on facebook but im not a slut...And the person i last had sex with, wouldnt take the time to write on here. Haha i wish there was an area code......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:04pm
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  • Regardless you shoulda used a rubber anyway you dick. Never know what any girl has, regardless of their facebook popularity. Enjoy the herps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:07pm
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  • Whoo australia! So that's how I post from here... sweet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:20am
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  • That doesn't mean she has sex with them all. You're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:40am
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  • Tried using a condom a couple weeks ago... Guess how long it lasted till' it snapped... 7 fucking seconds! That's terrible, and it's not like the thing was expired or some shit, they're just not very durable. BUT it never hurts to try, especially if you're going to have more than 1 partner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:18pm
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  • Start two fan pages: one for those who enjoyed screwing her and the other for those who did not. Then you'll get a good idea of the probability of your dick falling off within the next year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:47am
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  • Sweet Jesus. I was wrong. The max used to be 5000. It was lifted in January. FFS. Calm down. Fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:14am
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  • That is the best fuckin thing I have ever read lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:29am
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  • Max 500? Is that what ur telling urself these days...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:14am
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  • VALID

    Submitted by JinmyP on Feb 12, 10 at 2:13am
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  • AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!! finally!!!! big it up for us aussies! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:43am
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  • Oztastic. Can we have a non-fb txt from oz for the next one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:47am
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  • or else it gets the hose again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:51am
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  • October 27, 2009 8:03AM LOL to you. The max so is not 500. Poor guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:33am
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  • 8:09 def. not true. I have about 1200. Faillll

    Submitted by ItsB on May 25, 10 at 12:46am
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  • Does she play farm ville?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:21pm
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  • Actually, you should fuck all her FB friends WITH a condom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:52am
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  • Since when does the amount of friends dictate whether someone is a slut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:53pm
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  • birds of a feather flock to VAGINA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:50pm
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  • Finally! An Aussie Text!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:58pm
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  • All aboard the FAIL boat, dude. If your wang doesn't fall off in three days, hats off to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:26pm
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  • You can prevent catching STDs if you coat your penis with Icy-Hot after sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:41pm
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  • @ 8:32.... you mean the guy from 7:39? not 7:30..and you totally missed the implied humor. Nice job, dumb ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:16am
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  • more like burn her vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:20pm
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  • 7:30. Hmm.. I'm pretty sure the only person that can not type correctly is you, my friend. "Can't type that well".. Nice job, dumb ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:32pm
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  • rubbers are overated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:36pm
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  • I was first so I own your soul reguardless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:08am
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  • fuck me fuck shit shit fuck. AUSTRALIA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:15am
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  • Too bad the max is 500...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:03am
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