Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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