I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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