I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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