They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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