week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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