Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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