I CAN MOONWALK!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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