Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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