Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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